Hi,
I am a British Black Ops specialist serving in top secret locations all throughout the world. My team is recently attached with the NATO unit operations in Afghanistan.
We hijacked a suspected black Van between the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan. We discovered other currencies including US dollars of about $ 16 million loaded inside the Black Van with so many types of machine guns, which intelligence suggests are Taliban funds raised through the drug trade. Our team performed a covet operation, fast roping upon several drug laboratories, shot and killed severalTaliban leaders and captured 15 enemy combatants.We want to move this money out of this place to you, before they are
confiscated by corrupt government officials. This place is a war zone you will keep our share pending the end of our assignment here in Afghanistan.
We will take 70%. You take 30%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Afghanistan, Afghanistan is a war zone. We plan to use secured logistics courier to ship the money out in a large box.
If you can help to receive the box for us, I will send you the full details. Kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This should be a secret and must be a secret between us.

This is one of the most fun spam I ever received.
*Heavy drums while putting war paint*
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